The final resting place of grunge legend Kurt Cobain could be the greatest threat to humanity since the Baroness Thatcher meteor narrowly missed Earth in 1993, experts claimed today.
While traditional Taser weapons fire two darts attached to wires and have a range of around 25ft, the Death Star v1.0 fires a one-second laser burst equal to 10^32 joules from 1-20/40/100 Space Units (47,060,000km) away and has the ability to destroy an entire planet, The Guardian reported.